But it's actually a Superman movie?
I'm watching it with lots of people. Stars. Katie Holmes is one of them.
We're somehow watching it by being inside the movie.
Superman beats the mega bad guy with some sneaky trick, and everyone is disappointed. We expected a big bang.
I go to use the bathroom. It's the owner's bathroom. I meet him. He's some rich fictional character, I think it's Mr Burns. I tell him how to really end the movie.